9:30am
Mmm fun, formal new hire training all day, and I'm not even formally a new hire. Oh Red Thunder in my belly. Burn, baby, burn.

2pm
Training was supposed to pick up 30 minutes ago, but all the real new hires went to lunch with the CEO and they aren't back yet. I ate peanut butter. Hmph.

4:30pm
We just watched a training video from the 50s, the feminist in me is screaming to be let out of the kitchen.